holy shit. i was scrolling and i just barely saw this and suddenly i could smell them for a brief second. wat.
Marriage Proposal of the Day: The planning! The dorkiness! The tears!
So imperfect it’s perfect.
[thanks, rob!]
I was clapping and squealing at the adorableness.
But I UTTERLY lost. my. shit.
at the dancing Jews.
X’D
THIS OMG IT’S JUST TOO PERFECT
I CAN’T
If I was a celebrity I would go knocking on doors and be like hello yes it’s me
I would ride the bus to confuse people.
I would stalk a fan, find out where they work, and bring them a coffee.
I would make a tumblr about myself and secretly fangirl about how amazingly awesome I am.
its funny because people think im quiet
but im just listening to everyones conversations
and figuring out your weaknesses
and ill use them against you to get further in life
because i hate everyone
Just study your own anatomy in the shower?
Like I stand their for at least 25 minutes starting at my arms and trying to figure out how they work.
Same.
no i check myself out in the mirror and ask how god created this fine piece of meat
before I shower I look in the mirror and make funny poses and faces
before I shower i take off my clothes
i shower










